Karaoke
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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're downWhen you're strange, faces come out of the rain
When you're strange, no one remembers your name
When you're strange, when you're strange
When you're strangePeople are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're downWhen you're strange, faces come out of the rain
When you're strange, no one remembers your name
When you're strange, when you're strange
When you're strange
All right, yeahWhen you're strange, faces come out of the rain
When you're strange, no one remembers your name
When you're strange, when you're strange
When you're strange
I've got a sweet tooth
For licorice drops and jelly roll
Hey Sugar Daddy
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl
I'll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
If you've got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy bring it homeBlack strap molasses
You're my orange blossom honey bear
Bring me Versace blue jeans
And black designer underwear
We'll dress up like the disco-dancing jet set
In Milan and Rome
If you got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy bring it homeOh the thrill of control
Like the rush of rock and roll
It's the sweetest taste I've known
If you've got some sugar bring it homeWhen honey bees go shopping
It's something to be seen
They swarm to wild flowers
And get nectar for the queen
And every thing you bring me
Got me dripping like a honeycomb
And if you've got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it homeOh the thrill of control
Like a Blitzkrieg on the roll
It's the sweetest taste I've known
So if you've got some sugar
Bring it home
Oh come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home!Whiskey and French cigarettes
A motorbike with high- speed jets
A Waterpik, a Cuisinart
And a hypo-allergenic dog
Oh, I want all the luxuries of the modern age
And every item on every page
In the Lillian Vernon catalogueOh baby, something's crossed my mind
I was thinking you'd look so fine
In a velvet dress
With heels and an ermine stole
Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows
I've never put on women's clothes!
Except for once
My mother's camisoleSo you think only a woman
Can truly love a man
Then you buy me the dress
I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand
I'll be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
Rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
And if you've got some sugar for me
Sugar Daddy, bring it home
On nights like this
When the world's a bit amiss
And the lights go down across the trailer park
I get down, I feel had
Feel on the verge of going mad
Then it's time to punch the clockI put on some makeup
Turn on the tape deck
And put the wig back on my head
Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen
Until I head home
And I put myself to bedI look back on where I'm from
Look at the woman I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks
The gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of towering velveteenI put on some makeup
Some LaVern Baker
And pull the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963
Until I wake up
Then I turn back to myselfSome girls they got natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines
Wear it up, let it down
This is the best way that I've found
To be the best you've ever seenI put on some makeup
Turn on the eight-track
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV
Until I wake up
And I turn back to myselfShag, bi-level bob, Dorothy Hamill do
Sausage curl, chicken wings, it's all because of you
With your blow dried, feather back, Toni Home wave do
Flip, fro, frizz, flop, it's all because of you
It's all because of you, it's all because of youOkay, everybodyPut on some makeup
Turn on the eight-track
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf
Suddenly I'm this punk rock star of stage and screen
And I ain't never
I'm never turning back
When the earth was still flat
And clouds made of fire
And mountains stretched up to the sky
Sometimes higher
Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs
They had two sets of arms
They had two sets of legs
They had two faces peering
Out of one giant head
So they could watch all around them
As they talked; while they read
And they never knew nothing of love
It was before the origin of love
The origin of loveAnd there were three sexes then
One that looked like two men
Glued up back to back
Called the children of the sun
And similiar in shape and girth
Was the children of the earth
They looked like two girls rolled up in one
And the children of the moon
Were like a fork stuck on a spoon
They were part sun, part earth, part daughter, part son
The origin of loveNow the gods grew quite scared
Of our strength and defiance
And Thor said "I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer
Like I killed the giants"
But the Zeus said "No
You better let me use my lightning like scissors
Like I cut the legs off the whales
Dinosaurs into lizards"
Then he grabbed up some bolts
And he let out a laugh
Said "I'll split them right down the middle
Gonna cut them right up in half"
And the storm clouds gathered above
Into great balls of fireAnd then fire shot down from the sky in bolts
Like shining blades of a knife
And it ripped right through the flesh
Of the children of the sun and the moon
And the earth
And some Indian god sewed the wound up
Into a hole
Pulled it 'round to our bellies
To remind us the price we pay
And Osiris and the gods of the nile
Gathered up a big storm
To blow a hurricane
To scatter us away
In a flood of wind and rain
And a sea of tidal waves
To wash us all away
And if we don't behave
They'll cut us down again
We'll be hopping around on one foot
And looking through one eyeLast time I saw you
We just split in two
You was looking at me
I was looking at you
You had a way so familiar
But I could not recognize
'cause you had blood in your face
And I had blood in my eyes
But I could swear by your expression
That the pain down in your soul
Was the same as the one down in mine
That's the pain
That cuts a straight line down through the heart
We call it love
We wrapped our arms around each other
Trying to shove ourselves back together
We were making love
Making love
It was a cold dark evening such a long time ago
When by the mighty hand of Jove
It was a sad story how we became
Lonely two-legged creatures
It's the story
The origin of love
That's the origin of love